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• me: please be gay.

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So, you’re not gay, but you just tackled me, tea bagged my face and neck, moaned and pulled away when I groaned in displeasure, held an item in front of your dick telling me to suck it, pretended to fuck me in the ass, and then asked me to eat you out. And right now you lay next to me, leg on me.

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I wonder how many of my followers even know my name lol 

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• the way I type on tumblr: omfdgd lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't evEN WITH THESE FEELS MAN
• the way I write for class: under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.

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